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They all suck but some suck less than others

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  1. How do you meet girls?

    I don't, I try and then get pissed when they don't want to dance with me
    Talk to them up when walking back from a party
    Don't know it just kinda happened
    Tell them I just broke up with my girlfriend
    Accidentally run into them, apologize and then flirt
  2. What's your texting style?

    Strictly instagram DMs
    occasional texts but mostly over snapchat
    don't save any numbers so it's just a random guess
    triple texter
    don't give anyone my phone number
  3. How many people have you hooked up with this year?

    Just one, got back together with my girlfriend after
    None
    Only a few
    Sooooo many
    A couple
  4. What do you do on the weekends?

    Work
    Pray
    Play soccer and get drunk/high
    Hangout with my girlfriend
    Hang out with friends
  5. How do you greet girls you've hooked up with?

    Tell all my friends but ignore them in person
    Sometimes say hi, mostly ignore
    Don't usually run into since we don't go to the same school
    Glare at them from across the room, I hate them
    Only ran into them once at the gym, pretty awkward, avoided eye contact
  6. What's your clothing style?

    Flannels
    Weird style, sometimes dress clothes sometimes jerseys and beanies
    Likes to be shirtless whenever possible
    casual
    put together
  7. What's your major?

    Education
    Pre-med
    Polysci
    Undecided
    Pre-dental, might go to the army tho
  8. Where do you like giving hickeys?

    Hips
    Boobs
    All over
    I don't give hickeys
    Neck/boobs
  9. Are you looking for a long term relationship?

    Yeah I can't wait to get married, I'll be a great husband
    No way, I just want to hook up with as many girls as possible
    Yeah I should probably get married and have kids since I already have a dadbod
    Yeah but with my ex girlfriend
    Maybe, still not over my ex

Who Are You?

You got: Mitch

congrats you're a bitch

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You got: Mike

actually a really good guy from what I've heard

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You got: Fermin

straight up asshole, always drunk or high

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You got: Dan

no one really knows who you are, might be a nice person

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You got: Dadbod

we don't even know your real name but hopefully you graduate soon

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