The Australian Met Gala would be held in Sydney. Sorry, Melbourne.
To be more exact, it'd be held at the Australian Museum of Contemporary Art.
Lee Lin Chin would be Australia's Anna Wintour and put the whole shebang together.
It would be hosted by Kylie.
The theme would be Anh Do & Toni Maticevski.
Ruby Rose would kill the fashion game, showing up wearing a dress made of recycled Havaiana thongs.
And Karl Stefanovic would somehow score an invite.
We don't have any Kardashians but we do have the Real Housewives of Melbourne.
Instead of Solange and Jay-Z in the elevator we'd just have Keira serving some lightly chilled sass all night long.
For refreshments they'll be serving #frosé and espresso martinis.
And in terms of food, there'd be nothing but the best.
Instead of a traditional music performance, guests would take turns auditioning to be a guest judge on The Voice.
And a good time would be had by all.
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