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10 Ways To Ditch The Creep That Buys You A Drink

A generous but creepy man just bought you a drink and the small talk is over, now what? These are guaranteed to make him flee the scene before you finish the mediocre drink he just purchased you.

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4. Your new drunk identity qualifies you as a freshman in college..

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I will not confirm or deny if I have a second form of identification and yes my real name is "Candice Devonshire" on Fridays and Saturdays anytime between 9pm-1am.

5. And you're new residence is in a dorm guarded by school security.

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My home is an elegant, 12x12 cinderblock box with one lamp. Be sure to mention the security collects your drivers license upon entering. How's that for immature?

6. "Sometimes I can't make it to the bathroom so I poop on my bedroom floor, but you're more than welcome to come over." / Via

This technique was used in my presence by a girl from my school. She is now regarded as my most highly respectable best friend I've met thus far in my life. That guy ran for his own good.

7. Sing along to whatever is playing in your WORST voice.

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Play the role of those awful contestants on American Idol auditions that have grown up convinced they are the next song bird of this generation.

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