1. It is your overall duty and responsibility to forget his name immediately.
2. In a frantic manner, ask if he knows anyone with a tampon on them.
3. Slowly whisper "Send...Help."
4. Your new drunk identity qualifies you as a freshman in college..
5. And you're new residence is in a dorm guarded by school security.
6. "Sometimes I can't make it to the bathroom so I poop on my bedroom floor, but you're more than welcome to come over."
7. Sing along to whatever is playing in your WORST voice.
8. Just be yourself.
9. Ask, "Do you by chance recall what year this is?"
10. Scream "I FORGOT" and RUN!
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