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These 50 "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Quotes Are Iconic — Who Said Them?

50-Question "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Quote Quiz

Do You Know Who Said All 50 Of These "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Quotes?

Jake said it!

Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

It was Rosa!

Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.

Scully!

Hello unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. See ya.

Terry!

I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.

Jake!

Gina!

Leave me a voice-mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.

Rosa!

Thank you, Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.

I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

I’m playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I’m hydrated as hell, and I’m listening to Sheryl Crow. I’ve got my own party going on.

You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not okay. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.

Amy!

Charles!

Hitchcock!

Rosa, those are our Dads! I mean... that's not what I think.

Holt!

Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.

My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

I have to say. I feel like you deserve this.

"Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?

Oh! You mean your body water! That's much worse.

Every time you talk, I hear the sound that plays when Pacman dies.

I wonder why people don't just break into song more often.

Go home, do all your homework or I will end you.

These pits are bone dry. The drunk sings!

The only thing I'm not good at is modesty. Because I'm great at it.

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.

I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Everything is garbage. Never love anything.

Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you. You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity

I think it’s very cool that you learned this, very progressive.  


Point is, haters gonna hate. Shake it off.

Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first

Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth.

You can close yourself off all you want, the Universe will find a way.

Jake and Holt!

Have you even watched the show? Ok, it's all right. Get a Hulu subscription and start binging!

Waaaaaaa?

You've watched the show enough to know the characters and what they say. Toit!

Fan!

Superfan!

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