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These 50 "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Quotes Are Iconic — Who Said Them?

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  1. Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

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    Jake said it!

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  2. Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.

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    It was Rosa!

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  3. Hello unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. See ya.

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    Scully!

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  4. I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.

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    Terry!

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  5. Captain, hey! Welcome to the murder.

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    Jake!

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  6. Leave me a voice-mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.

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    Gina!

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  7. Thank you, Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.

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    Rosa!

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  8. I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

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    Jake!

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  9. I’m playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I’m hydrated as hell, and I’m listening to Sheryl Crow. I’ve got my own party going on.

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    Terry!

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  10. You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not okay. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.

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    Gina!

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  11. Cashew? It was an almond, you idiot!

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    Amy!

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  12. Jake, piece of advice: just give up.

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    Charles!

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  13. Hello. Blessed be the fruit, Baby.

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    Hitchcock!

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  14. Rosa, those are our Dads! I mean... that's not what I think.

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    Amy!

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  15. Yas Queen.

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    Holt!

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  16. I take it back Jake, great prank.

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    Rosa!

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  17. Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.

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    Holt!

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  18. My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

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    Charles!

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  19. You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

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    Jake!

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  20. I have to say. I feel like you deserve this.

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    Holt!

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  21. "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?

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    Jake!

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  22. Nothing is made to be broken.

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    Amy!

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  23. When was the last time you had a carrot?

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    Terry!

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  24. Oh! You mean your body water! That's much worse.

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    Jake!

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  25. What? I'm the ten!

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    Terry!

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  26. Every time you talk, I hear the sound that plays when Pacman dies.

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    Gina!

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  27. He has so many emotions.

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    Rosa!

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  28. I wonder why people don't just break into song more often.

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    Holt!

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  29. Yippe kayak, other buckets!

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    Charles!

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  30. Go home, do all your homework or I will end you.

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    Rosa!

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  31. It's a game and I'm winning.

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    Holt!

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  32. Cowabunga, mother!

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    Holt!

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  33. These pits are bone dry. The drunk sings!

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    Amy!

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  34. The only thing I'm not good at is modesty. Because I'm great at it.

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    Gina!

  35. Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.

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    Holt!

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  36. Cool motive, still a murder.

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    Jake!

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  37. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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    Gina!

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  38. Everything is garbage. Never love anything.

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    Holt!

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  39. Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you. You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity

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    Jake!

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  40. Wait, was that a Harry Potter reference?

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    Amy!

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  41. We're gonna take each other's names!!!

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    Jake!

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  42. Are your bosoms tender?

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    Holt!

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  43. I think it’s very cool that you learned this, very progressive.

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    Rosa!

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  44. Point is, haters gonna hate. Shake it off.