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This guy who thinks you should feel ✨ lucky ✨ if he matched with you:
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This individual who decided to teach the ~ladies~ a lesson on how to attract the "man of their dreams":
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This cheater who may have been caught and exposed:
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This awful gym bro who's looking for a "soulmate":
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And this person who really bragged about their personal best at the gym:
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This bio that has some verrrrry specific preferences:
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This TMI bio that laid everything out on the table:
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This person who was very honest about what they're looking for — but not so honest about their age:
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Oh, and this person who also lied about their age on their profile:
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Anyone else noticing a pattern?
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This person who is definitely NOT a murderer:
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This person who had the audacity to list all of these "red flags" in his bio:
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And finally, this person who accurately — but sooo brutally — called all of this nonsense out:
What do YOU think of these dating app bios? What's the wildest thing you've ever seen on someone's profile? Let us know in the comments below.
