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    18 Adult "SpongeBob" Jokes That Completely Went Over Your Head As A Kid

    Child you is ~quaking.~

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the adult jokes in SpongeBob SquarePants they totally missed as kids. Here are the hilarious results.

    1. That time SpongeBob told Patrick his “genius” was showing, and Patrick immediately covered his crotch in embarrassment.

    2. When this random fish named Scooter mistook SpongeBob’s pet seahorse Mystery for a kiddie ride and inserted a coin into some ~coin slot~ offscreen.

    3. That time Sandy fought a French fish named “the Tickler" — a reference to a type of condom called a French Tickler.

    4. When SpongeBob asked his classmate how to organize his pencils, and his classmate basically told him to shove it.

    5. That time SpongeBob gave Patrick a cake that literally said "Sorry About the Scabies."

    6. When Squidward felt guilty that SpongeBob gave him a Christmas present after he had refused to write a letter to Santa.

    7. That time SpongeBob was not so innocently watching TV, and then Gary entered the room and SpongeBob nervously changed the channel.

    8. That time Sandy wondered about SpongeBob’s, erm, hair.

    9. When Mermaid Man revealed that his superpowers came from his costume, but Squidward had some OTHER ideas about what makes superhero costumes so special.

    10. That time SpongeBob basically asked Kevin, the leader of the Jellyspotters, to ~punish~ him.

    11. When Mr. Krabs flushed Plankton down the toilet after he tried stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula — and then decided to follow up with an extra ~surprise~.

    12. Any time SpongeBob and Patrick got "ice cream wasted" at Goofy Goober’s.

    13. When SpongeBob suggestively said bye to Squidward TWICE.

    14. The fact that Sandy’s name is, well, Sandy Cheeks.

    15. And, HELLO, the fact that they live somewhere called Bikini Bottom!!!

    16. Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

    17. When SpongeBob failed his driver’s license test and then told Mrs. Puff, “See you next Tuesday!”

    18. And finally, that time Mr. Krabs’ mind went ~somewhere else~.

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