It's official. 2022 is almost over and — let's be honest — A LOT has happened this year that wouldn't have made sense 10 years ago.
So here are some of the funniest tweets from 2022 that would've been very, very confusing in 2012:
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Bringing this back because it’s been 2 months and nick cannon is once again having another baby https://t.co/IkLDAS0Zb8
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why pay $8 for a blue checkmark when you can pay $6 for a monthly marg? https://t.co/UgokHzw6iB
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Camila Cabello is like I’ll be home for
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I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet
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Decided to decline my $20,000 loan forgiveness. Grind never stops. I wish Biden would ADD $20,000 to my debt just so I can grind even HARDER
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being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad
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Queen Elizabeth will return in Multiverse of Madness
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“liked your story” so who’s gonna text first
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Idea to replace Twitter: we all get added to the same Google Doc and see what happens
10.
“Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call.
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the ai art thing is fake. i’m the guy who has to draw all the requests like the chess player inside the mechanical turk. you’re torturing me. i spend every waking hour drawing shit like “joe biden asuka wedding” and “donkey kong nuremberg trials” please stop. i need to sleep
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I get so proud when the roomba runs out of charge and makes it’s way back to the charging station like yes girl self care!!
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What’s a try guy?
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worm gf: would you still love me if i was a beautiful woman
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my spotify wrapped
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Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.
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apple car (1994) vs apple car (2022). this is not progress.
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ironically, Covid would be a better name for Zoom
20.
You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women
21.
This wasn't just a hell site, it was a hell home
22.
lmao has survived the transition from early internet, and yet rofl has not. Much to consider.
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“we did it,” mark zuckerberg sighs, swirling champagne. “we added legs to the metaverse.” his office door slams open. the ceo jumps. “sir! come quick. they added too many legs to the metaverse.” “haha what do you mean?” he asks. a siren sounds in the distance. “how many legs”
24.
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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a veggie tales character named megan thee scallion
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Every NYC subway ad is like: Sick of weekending on Fire Island because you HATE your boss? Try getting that grain bowl delivered in minutes by an unpaid sewer rat. Crypto
27.
If I was dating the tinder swindler and he texted me saying someone was after him I’d just get the ick
28.
Anybody else be in they mask “😦😗😦😗😦😗😦😗” trying to pull it up
29.
I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view
30.
*me on the brink of a mental breakdown* can you see my screen
31.
movie night :) watching one of those three minute tik toks
32.
Covid has fully convinced me that we would still be working during a zombie apocalypse
33.
what the inside of my AirPods case looks like is between me and God
34.
Has anyone tried putting all the Wordle answers together to see if they spell out a warning
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apple dropping the 🫡 emoji permanently changed the trajectory of my life
37.
I know she ain’t flying on Roombas 😭
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dam she wants me (viewed my story)
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Don’t let Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck trick you into getting back together with your ex
40.
Be careful out here my kings 😤
41.
Great, I took my two young children to Turning Red and now have to explain to them what Toronto is
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When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.
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They sell gas on shein???
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dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95
45.
euphoria students packing their lunch
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Girls soft launching their bf’s on Instagram
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this is what they’re doing in school now? obviously i’m jealous
48.
Duolingo watching me do the wordle every day
49.
Just filled up my tank and I’ve actually decided to put my car in neutral, open the door and use my feet like the flinstones
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It’s hard for me to relate to Euphoria because in high school a friend brought a water bottle full of vodka to a sleepover when my parents were out of town, and I made her dump it down the drain in front of me.
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Caught omicron from my therapist. Never thought my first breakthrough would be Covid.
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“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work
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yall really traumatized me two years ago because why do i have nine daycare-size cans of lysol in this apartment
54.
Taylor Swift when she rhymed oooooh-ooooh-ahhhh-ahhhh with cruel summer.
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pivoting to wordle memes
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A few years later this Mf landed Zendaya 💀
57.
whats everyones favorite gas price? mine is $3.29
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*tips fedora* m’terial girl
59.
the euphoria font being the same as the ellen show's is absolutely sending me
60.
I post 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 on Facebook everyday. I don’t play Wordle, but it drives my family nuts.
61.
me sending a voice note
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Facebook is like the mall: it was a cool place to hang out when we were teenagers but now it’s a decaying monument to the past; I return there sporadically to shop & see elderly people getting into fights
63.
Today is Betty Whites birthday. She didn't make it to 100... reminds me of how you never kept it 100 with me. Unfortunately i couldn't be your golden girl, but i thank you for being a friend.
64.
Me after one week of 2022
65.
nothing has been real since march 2020.