1. It’s Monday
2. Time to wake up early
3. Get out of bed
5. Get Dressed
6. Wait… Lets try that again
7. Terrific. Now go to work
8. Greet your colleagues
9. with a smile
10. Tell them about your fabulous weekend
11. Even if you are lying
12. And this is what actually happened
13. In any case just don’t do this at work
14. and try to avoid any problems
15. Go with the flow
16. Just smile and nod
17. Until the day is over
18. Finally, sing “Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow” all the way home
19. The End
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