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35 Phoebe Buffay Songs From Friends

There was more than Smelly Cat.

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1. Love is like a giant pigeon

Love is sweet as summer showers,

Love is a wondrous work of art,

But your love oh your love, your love...

Is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.


5. As Long as you have brain waves

You don't have to be awake to be my man

As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.

Though we just met the other day

There's something I have go to say...

6. Tiny Chubby Children

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch

Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why

And you cry and you cry and you cry

And you cry and you cry...


10. Lather Rise Repeat

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song

Stop me if you've heard it.

My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,

and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.

Lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

as needed.

11. Smelly Cat

Smelly cat, smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

You may not be a bed of roses

And you're no friend to those with noses


13. A girl we'll call her Betty

There was a girl we'll call her Betty

And a guy let's call him Neil

Now I can't stress this point too strongly

This story isn't real.Now our Neil must decide

Who will be the girl that he casts aside?

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

14. That's how we get hamburgers!

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"

Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up

And that's how we get hamburgers.

15. But DON'T!

There'll be times when you get older

And you'll want to sleep with people

Just to make them like you


Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do

That's another thing that you don't wanna do

17. Grandma

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes

She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike

But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner

And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.

Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,

But the truth is she died and someday you will too



20. Sticky Shoes

My favorite shoes so good to me I wear them everyday

Down at the heel, holes in the toe Don't care what people say

My feet's best friend, pals to the end With them I'm one hot chicky

Though late one night Not much light

I stepped in something icky

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Always makes me smile

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll avoid the pile

22. Holiday Cheer

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy

And Rachel and Chandler, (inaudible) handler!


25. It's Time to Say Goodbye!

It only takes two heart attacks

to finally make you see

one of them won't do it

but the second will set you free

Tell all your hate and anger

it's time to say good bye

and that is just what I will do

as soon as those bastards I work for die!

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