35 Phoebe Buffay Songs From Friends

There was more than Smelly Cat.

1. Love is like a giant pigeon

Love is sweet as summer showers,

Love is a wondrous work of art,

But your love oh your love, your love...

Is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.

2. The milk is getting sour

New York City has no power

And the milk is getting sour

But to me that is not scary

Cause I stay away from dairy

La-la-la-la-la-la...

3. My mother's ashes

My mother's ashes,

even her eyelashes

Are resting in a little yellow jar

And sometimes when it's breezy

Or when I'm feeling sneezy

And now I...

4. Dead in The Kitchen

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'

How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen

La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

5. As Long as you have brain waves

You don't have to be awake to be my man

As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.

Though we just met the other day

There's something I have go to say...

6. Tiny Chubby Children

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch

Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why

And you cry and you cry and you cry

And you cry and you cry...

7. Found Bodies

And they found their bodies the very next day,

they found their bodies the very next day,

la la la, la la la, la la la...

8. Double-jointed boy

He was a double, double, double-jointed boy

9. I play for me!

When I play, I play for me

I don't need your charity

La lalala lalalalalalala

lalala lalala lalalalalalala....

10. Lather Rise Repeat

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song

Stop me if you've heard it.

My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,

and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.

Lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

as needed.

11. Smelly Cat

Smelly cat, smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

You may not be a bed of roses

And you're no friend to those with noses

12. Terry's a jerk!

Terry's a jerk!

And he won't let me work!

And I hate Central Perk!

13. A girl we'll call her Betty

There was a girl we'll call her Betty

And a guy let's call him Neil

Now I can't stress this point too strongly

This story isn't real.Now our Neil must decide

Who will be the girl that he casts aside?

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

14. That's how we get hamburgers!

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"

Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up

And that's how we get hamburgers.

15. But DON'T!

There'll be times when you get older

And you'll want to sleep with people

Just to make them like you

But DON'T

Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do

That's another thing that you don't wanna do

16. Bisexuals

And sometimes men love men

Then there are bi-sexuals

Though some just say they're kidding themselves

La-la-la-la-la-la...

17. Grandma

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes

She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike

But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner

And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.

Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,

But the truth is she died and someday you will too

La-la-la-la-la...

18. The Rats played Maracas

And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can"

And the rest of the rats played maracas

19. Jingle Bitch

Jingle bitch screwed me over

Go to hell jingle whore

Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell

20. Sticky Shoes

My favorite shoes so good to me I wear them everyday

Down at the heel, holes in the toe Don't care what people say

My feet's best friend, pals to the end With them I'm one hot chicky

Though late one night Not much light

I stepped in something icky

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Always makes me smile

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll avoid the pile

21. Crazy Underwear

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt

Crazy underwear always in a rut

Crazy underwear...

22. Holiday Cheer

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy

And Rachel and Chandler, (inaudible) handler!

23. Little Fetus

Are you in there little fetus?

In nine months will you come greet us?

I will buy you some Adidas

24. Little Black Curly Hair

I found you in my bed...

How'd you wind up there?

You are a mystery

Little black curly hair

25. It's Time to Say Goodbye!

It only takes two heart attacks

to finally make you see

one of them won't do it

but the second will set you free

Tell all your hate and anger

it's time to say good bye

and that is just what I will do

as soon as those bastards I work for die!

26. Gay Wedding Day

First time I met Chandler

I thought he was gay

but here I am singing

on his wedding day

27. Somebody Else Named Bing!

Whenever I get married

Guess who I won't ask to sing!

Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!

28. Who'd Gonna?

Who's gonna perform the ceremony?

Who's gonna perform the ceremony?

29. Here All Night

We thought Phoebe would leave

But she just stayed and stayed

That's right, here all night

And Chandler will never get L...

30. Human Spleen

And there’s a country called Argentina

It’s a place I’ve never seen

But I'm told for fifty pesos

You can buy a human spleeeeen

Human spleen!

Olé!

31. Emma!

Emma,

Your name poses a dilemna,

'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma.

Maybe the actor Richard Crenna

(he played the commanding officer in Rambo)

Happy Birthday Emma!

32. Javu Will Kill You

The food here at Javu...will kill you!

The food here at Javu...will kill you!

33. ROSS CAN!

rooooooosssssssssssssss can!

34. Paper maché man

I, I'm still waiting for my paper maché man

35. Parading Goats

Parading goats are parading,

Parading down the street.

Parading goats are parading,

Leaving little treats.