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The 11 Worst Guys You'll Meet In A Jewelry Commercial

We DON'T love these men.

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11. The Old Grandpa Who is Way Too Invested In His Grandson's Love Life

Grandpa is way too nosy about his grandson's choice in gifts, especially when it doesn't look like he got Grandma anything from Kay Jewelers this year. And stop watching them kiss, it's weird!
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Grandpa is way too nosy about his grandson's choice in gifts, especially when it doesn't look like he got Grandma anything from Kay Jewelers this year. And stop watching them kiss, it's weird!

10. The Attention-Seeking Tourist

He travels the world, scattering pigeons and embarrassing female companions! But it's cool, because he brings De Beers.
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He travels the world, scattering pigeons and embarrassing female companions! But it's cool, because he brings De Beers.

9. Mr. First Thing in the Morning, Can’t Even Put It In a Box

Dude, she is SLEEPING. If a diamond is really forever, you can wait until after she's had her coffee.
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Dude, she is SLEEPING. If a diamond is really forever, you can wait until after she's had her coffee.

8. Count Chocula

It doesn't even matter what this guy looks like. If he bought a chocolate diamond from Jared, he probably thinks all women are Cathy.
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It doesn't even matter what this guy looks like. If he bought a chocolate diamond from Jared, he probably thinks all women are Cathy.

7. The Balloonman: Proposals By Day, Murders By Night

Is his Zales reveal whimsical, or foreboding? Why couldn't he have purchased the balloons closer to her apartment, so he wouldn't have had to take them on the subway? And how was she already looking out the window when he arrived? Was it because she's terrified of him?
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Is his Zales reveal whimsical, or foreboding? Why couldn't he have purchased the balloons closer to her apartment, so he wouldn't have had to take them on the subway? And how was she already looking out the window when he arrived? Was it because she's terrified of him?

6. The Guy Who is Willing to Learn Sign Language For You, But Then Gives You A F*cking Watch at Christmas, Like, “Let’s Not Put Labels On This”

What did he get you from Kay Jewelers? A big box full of mixed messages.
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What did he get you from Kay Jewelers? A big box full of mixed messages.

5. The Controlling Rich Guy Who Wants to Keep You Forever

...and ever. With this necklace from the Zales Fifty Shades of Grey Collection, he plans to do it, too.
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...and ever. With this necklace from the Zales Fifty Shades of Grey Collection, he plans to do it, too.

4. The Shadowmaster

All it took was this cursed ring from De Beers, she was forever banished to the shadow realm, to live out eternity on a billowing curtain.
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All it took was this cursed ring from De Beers, she was forever banished to the shadow realm, to live out eternity on a billowing curtain.

3. The Guy Who’s Clearly Cheating On His Wife With His Boss And Bought Them Both Pandora Bracelets

His wife claims they both "speak Pandora," but something tells me they have more in common than that. Just look at how furious his boss's husband is.
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His wife claims they both "speak Pandora," but something tells me they have more in common than that. Just look at how furious his boss's husband is.

2. Mr. First Third of a Slasher Film

He's never seen a storm like this before. And thanks to Kay Jewelers, he'll make sure you'll never see one again.
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He's never seen a storm like this before. And thanks to Kay Jewelers, he'll make sure you'll never see one again.

1. Santa?

Oh, no. Not you, too!
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Oh, no. Not you, too!

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