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<b>You’ve been watching this show for four years now — surely, if dropped into Westeros, you could escape with your head, spleen, skin, and eyes.</b> ...Right?

You’ve been watching this show for four years now — surely, if dropped into Westeros, you could escape with your head, spleen, skin, and eyes. ...Right?

Would You Survive "Game Of Thrones?"

Bears are no joke, and not everyone has Jaime Lannister willing to drop in for a heroic, last-minute rescue. Better luck next time.

Mauled by a bear

Look, getting roasted by dragon fire is no fun, but at least that's a hell of a story for your bereaved family to tell. YOU were frolicking with your goats on an idyllic Essos hillside when Drogon levitated up behind you and SPOOKED you to death. How embarrassing. Better luck next time.

Startled by a dragon

Whose hoard? Who cares! Westeros is lousy with hoards these days, and the slightest thing can set them off — supporting the wrong king, having valuables, being a woman, etc. Better luck next time.

Attacked by a maurading hoard

You should have known better than to go poking around random rooms in King's Landing (or Winterfell, or anywhere, really). You witnessed something you shouldn't have, and now you're feeding the bass of Blackwater Bay. Better luck next time.

Throat slit for walking in on incriminating tryst

Wine flows freely in King's Landing, and for good reason — more than a few are laced with deadly, untraceable poisons. There are a lot of kings to assassinate, and sometimes an unlucky bystander accidentally gets their glass. This time that was you. Better luck next time.

Poisoned by grabbing the wrong wine glass

Throne-gaming is tough work, and sometimes you need the promise of a little reward to get you through. But in this case, Littlefingers' place let you down. If only Trojans had existed in Westeros! Better luck next time.

Venereal disease

You just couuuuuuullldn't resist, could you. You almost made it out of this quiz alive — but for the majestic, icy allure of that damned Wall. Better luck next time.

Tongue stuck to the Wall

Surprise! Turns out you have a brother from another mother. Sadly, that brother and/or mother wanted you dead. Sucks to be you. Better luck next time.

Someone's important bastard

Winter is coming, and that's bad news for everyone but you. Sure, giant man eating snow spiders are no fun, but have you seen the pollen count lately? If only autumn had come a little faster. Better luck next time.

Allergic to summer pollens

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