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Which Disney Villain Song Are You?
Frankly, you are iconic. So what if adorable puppies have to suffer for your fashion sense? You're not bad; you were just named that way.
Why did you even take this quiz? You don't need me to tell you how spectacular you are. Those arms, those antlers - with the cleft in your chin, why, it's perfection! And kudos on your expectorating.
Look - there actually ARE ruffians, cannibals, and snakes out there, but did Rapunzel listen? No. You've got wordliness and wisdom, and you pair it with just enough emotional manipulation to get your way. It's for her own good!
The trouble with these heroines is that they think they know what matters, but you can set them straight - it's all about your LOOK! And no one's shinier or brinier than you (not even that "cooler" crab Sebastian). Beware bioluminescent algae.
You're so devious that your villainy is only visible in retrospect: what seems like a doting love song turns out to be step one on your path to power. You are one cold heart-breaker.
It's not really clear if you fear the fires of hell or long for their warmth - or perhaps, the embrace of a special someone? You're a little *too* pure and righteous - you might want to try slumming it with the weak, licentious rest of us.
It takes a special kind of evil to kidnap Santa Claus. You're no ordinary villain - it's not even clear, uh, *what* you are - but what matters is that you make your own luck, and hey, you're a great chef to boot! Quick question: what's in snake and spider stew? Y'know what, nevermind.
Shakespearean, Nazi-esque, endlessly meme-able - Be Prepared has it all. You don't get mad, you get even. And who doesn't love Jeremy Irons?
POOOOOOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS! Sorry, but you are endlessly singable. Little girls may love Ariel, but grown women can't help but love Ursula. And what's not to love? Your sorcery, your business chops, the way you strut that cave - and your style? Why, it's just divine.