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What Do The Contents Of Your Purse Say About You?

What hidden secrets do you have?

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Lipstick!

You have lips and you care about how you look. Unlike your husband who hasn't figured out that you can't wear socks with sandals to The Cheesecake Factory.

You have lips and you care about how you look. Unlike your husband who hasn't figured out that you can't wear socks with sandals to The Cheesecake Factory.

Tampons

You are a well prepared and fertile woman. You are young and vibrant. Your millionaire husband who is 30 years your senior, on the other hand, is old and decrepit. He can hardly be taken away from his shows to take you to The Cheesecake Factory.

You are a well prepared and fertile woman. You are young and vibrant. Your millionaire husband who is 30 years your senior, on the other hand, is old and decrepit. He can hardly be taken away from his shows to take you to The Cheesecake Factory.

A Knife

Uh oh! Talking to your husband about the decreasing visits to the Cheesecake Factory didn't go quite as planned, did it? Good thing his life insurance policy went up just last month!

Uh oh! Talking to your husband about the decreasing visits to the Cheesecake Factory didn't go quite as planned, did it? Good thing his life insurance policy went up just last month!

Keys to a New Mercedes

You just came into some money! Perhaps from some... inheritance?

You just came into some money! Perhaps from some... inheritance?

Multiple Fake IDs

Looks like your purse is telling you that you've run into some problems. Perhaps people have been asking you a lot of questions about your late husband's murder. Maybe you shouldn't have bought that new car... Luckily you have a plan.

Looks like your purse is telling you that you've run into some problems. Perhaps people have been asking you a lot of questions about your late husband's murder. Maybe you shouldn't have bought that new car... Luckily you have a plan.

Cash

You've just cleared out your bank accounts. You don't want anyone tracking you down.

You've just cleared out your bank accounts. You don't want anyone tracking you down.

Plane Tickets To Europe

You've always been one to travel. According to the contents of your purse this is going to be your biggest adventure yet! What will your new life bring you? Hiding out on the beaches of Majorca? Winemaking in France? Beet farming in Russia? Bon voyage!

You've always been one to travel. According to the contents of your purse this is going to be your biggest adventure yet! What will your new life bring you? Hiding out on the beaches of Majorca? Winemaking in France? Beet farming in Russia? Bon voyage!

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