10 Simple Ways To Include More Bricks Into Your Diet

Who knew it was that easy?

1. Replace one meal a day with a whole brick!

Replacing one meal a day with a brick WILL increase your brick intake by 100%.

2. Eat a small pile of plain bricks

Did you know plain bricks contain 0% fat and have no nutritional value?

3. Adding mustard to your brick will make you think you're eating a hotdog!

Don't worry, you're definitely still eating a brick.

4. Replace the croutons in your salad with tiny bricks!

The perfect way to ease into your new brick diet!

5. Eat the pile of bricks from that demolition project your town never finished

Can you believe they just left that there? You get to help your community while eating dinner!

6. Exposed brick is OUT

Might as well eat up! You'll definitely eat more brick than if you don't eat the wall.

7. People shouldn't be separated by brick walls

Increase your brick intake while breaking down barriers!

8. Get a bunch of tiny bricks for a quick snack

Pro brick eating tip: put your tiny bricks in a PEZ dispenser to enhance your brick experience.

9. Don't get mad when a brick is thrown through your window for the 4th time this month

Be thankful and start planning dinner!

10. Put frosting on a brick for a quick and easy dessert

Treat yo' self while maintaining your brick diet!