"Hey Goldenface go puck yourself!""Looks like theres gonna be a clean up on aisle five.""I’m getting to old for this bleeeep.""It will take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn.""Nice try Goldenface, except you forgot one thing, to kill me.""Check please.""On your marks, get set… Die!""Heads I do it, tails I don’t. Best out of seven.""Come and ride the choo choo....the sex choo choo.""Mop the ice.""There's a whole crowd of people out there that need to learn The Scarn!"
Dwight SchruteErin HannonKevin MaloneMichael ScottMeredith PalmerPam BeeslyJim HalpertKelly KapoorKaren FilippelliAngela MartinHolly Flax
Iced TeaWaterBeerBeet juiceCokeLemonadeMartiniCoffeeChocolate milkShirley templeOrange juice
Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9Every season until Michael leavesI can't choose just one!
Hottest in the Office AwardWhitest Sneakers AwardJim Halpert AwardTight-Ass AwardRedefining Beauty AwardDoobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year AwardBest Mom AwardBest Dad AwardKind of A Bitch AwardAssistant Manager AwardGreat Work Award
Which Character From "Threat Level Midnight" Are You?
Loyal robot butler for Michael Scarn, you are his right hand man. You sacrificed your life to save Scarn but still lived. #BFF
You were supposedly a good guy and ally of Michael Scarn UNTIL you teamed up with Goldenface for evil doings. But no one can get away with tricking Michael Scarn, as you would soon would find out...
Aw shucks! You were one of the concession stand workers that became a hostage! At least you weren't Toby who got his head blown off.
Ohh — sorry about that — why’d you have to be such a Toby?
Ah yes, you were the one who made Michael Scarn the hockey player he is through your mop the ice technique. You later died and Michael dedicated saving the world to you. #neverforgotten
You fell in love with the dreamy Michael Scarn, but alas you died at the hands of Goldenface's henchman! Your voice was decent but not that good.
You fell victim to Michael Scarn because he needed to save the hostages. It's kind of redundant but Michael Scarn doesn't play by the rules.
A confidant and friend of Scarn, you helped him get his self-confidence back through the inspiring dance moves of "The Scarn."
You are one of the ladies that flirted with lady-killer Michael Scarn. You also participated in the dance "The Scarn," which you now do daily.
You're the evil Goldenface! Gasp! You end up dying from the hockey puck bomb you invented. Evil never prospers!!
You are THE Michael Scarn FBI secret agent — the best they've ever seen. You also have the best catch phrases and are the coolest guy on the planet.