What Kind Of Pimple Are You?
You're that yellowish pimple that pops up out of nowhere. (We all know you'll pop it, so go ahead and get it over with.) You seek excitement and are always up for everything - the stupid decisions you tend to make just add to the fun!
You're that deep red pimple that takes it's time to go away. You're a very patient person and like to think through everything you do. You're quick to give second chances. Or third. Or fourth… You just always have more to give than anyone could ever take, and your friends are lucky to have someone like you.
Yes, it is a pimple. But it doesn't matter, cause everything isn't about you. You like to have the spotlight on you, and only you, and that is fine, cause being a diva ain't easy and you do it better than anyone else.
To you, there is no bigger pain than the one that ginormous pimple leaves and it gets even worse when it's not left alone. It's okay, you just have a lot of feelings and aren't afraid to show them.
It's not just one, two, or three pimples, but a ton spread inconveniently all over your face. You're all over the place and an overall anxious person, but you blabber like no one else and in moments of silence, just remember it's only awkward if you make it awkward.
You won't "literally die," okay? It's just a pimple, no big deal. Sure you might be overly dramatic, but no one puts as much passion into their actions as you. Your perfectionist little self just needs to embrace the beauty in flaws.
Are you even human? You're like an ice cube: cold and edgy. Your default facial expression is resting bitch face and you don't understand puppy love—or actual love and puppies, because you're made of stone. But you're tough and nothing the haters say can or will ever get to you. Rock on!
You've seen some shit. You've had to endure a lot of pain, which might make you less approchable. But hey, a little trauma builds character, which makes you the most interesting person on the block.