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Pick Your Pre-Existing Conditions And We'll Guess Your Starbucks Order

The House may have passed AHCA, but that doesn't mean you can't die caffeinated!

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  1. What Pre-Existing Conditions Do You Have?

    AIDS/HIV
    Acid Reflux
    Acne
    ADD
    Addiction
    Alzheimer's/Dementia
    Anemia
    Aneurysm
    Angioplasty
    Anorexia
    Anxiety
    Arrhythmia
    Arthritis
    Asthma
    Atrial Fibrillation
    Autism
    Bariatric Surgery
    Basal Cell Carcinoma
    Bipolar Disorder
    Blood Clot
    Breast Cancer
    Bulimia
    Bypass Surgery
    Celiac Disease
    Cerebral Aneurysm
    Cerebral Embolism
    Cerebral Palsy
    Cerebral Thrombosis
    Cervical Cancer
    Colon Cancer
    Colon Polyps
    Congestive Heart Failure
    COPD
    Crohn's Disease
    Cystic Fibrosis
    Duchenne muscular dystrophy
    Depression
    Diabetes
    Down Syndrome
    Eating Disorder
    Enlarged Prostate
    Epilepsy
    Glaucoma
    Gout
    Heart Disease
    Heart Murmur
    Heartburn
    Hemophilia
    Hepatits C
    Herpes
    High Cholesterol
    Hypertension
    Hysterectomy
    Kidney Disease
    Kidney Stones
    Kidney Transplant
    Leukemia
    Lung Cancer
    Lupus
    Lymphoma
    Mental Health Issues
    Migraines
    MS
    Muscular Dystrophy
    Narcolepsy
    Nasal Polyps
    Obesity
    OCD
    Organ Transplant
    Osteoporosis
    Pacemaker
    Panic Disorder
    Paralysis
    Paralegia
    Parkinson's Disease
    Pregnancy
    Restless Leg Syndrome
    Schizophrenia
    Seasonal Affective Disorder
    Seizures
    Sickle Cell Disease
    Skin Cancer
    Sleep Apnea
    Sleep Disorders
    Stent
    Stroke
    Thyroid Issues
    Tooth Disease
    Tuberculosis
    Ulcers

Pick Your Pre-Existing Conditions And We'll Guess Your Starbucks Order

In order to make sure a latte made with 1% milk doesn't leave a bitter taste of privilege in your mouth, call your senators repeatedly to ensure they kill the American Health Care Act of 2017. Instead of killing you. Find their numbers here. Remember, you're only one bout of acne away from your premiums rising up to $27,500 per year.

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Black coffee has the most caffeine for your money. Which will fuel calling your senators repeatedly to ensure they kill the American Health Care Act of 2017. Instead of killing you. Find their numbers here. And, if that's unsuccessful, black coffee is the cheapest item and you'll need all the cash you can when your premiums rise by up to $27,500 per year.

Black Coffee
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Black coffee has the most caffeine for your money. Which will fuel calling your senators repeatedly to ensure they kill the American Health Care Act of 2017. Instead of killing you. Find their numbers here. And, if that's unsuccessful, black coffee is the cheapest item and you'll need all the cash you can when your premiums rise by up to $27,500 per year.

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