1. First The Always Stylish Pitbull Graced Us With This Ensemble
2. Then Tommy and Peta Visited a Sweat Lodge to "Recharge"
3. Guest Judge Leah Remini Got Up Close and Personal With Derek Hough
4. Carrie Ann Gave Alfonso His Score in the Form of 10 Spanks
5. We Also Learned About the "Personal" Injury Alfonso Sustained
So thanks DWTS for giving America all of that in a convenient two hour television program!
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