I don't need to leave home for at least another hour.
Domestic flights are the easiest things ever. And I checked in online.
Except shit, look at this traffic. Jesus. WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING?
Is that the check-in queue? HOLY MOTHER OF-
That was the easiest security check ever.
I don't know if I'm happy or concerned. Did they actually scan anything? I mean, doesn't looking for bombs take a little more time than that?
Cue giving everyone around me the evil eye.
He looks shifty. And his bag is kind of bulgy.
No, wait, he's got a kid with him.
FOOD. Why didn't I think of that before?
Subway. Subway is healthy(ish).
Alright, time to board.
Oh, no, wait you're just announcing that we'll SOON be boarding.
Why don't people ever sit in the middle seats?
If I drink something will I need to pee?
Great. Now I need a drink.
Come back, lady?