4. Threaten to strangle people in their sleep.
Someone on your nerves? Talking about you behind your back? Talking at all? Take a lesson from everyone’s favorite head bitch Cersei Lannister and just threaten to have them choked to death while they sleep.
5. Size doesn’t matter.
Tyrion Lannister may be the “Imp” but his cunning, deft diplomacy, and sharp tongue cut his enemies off at the knees faster than even a sellsword. They may make fun of him but they’re not laughing after he’s shipped them off to the wall, dungeons, or death. Classic case that brains can defeat brawn.
6. Don’t ever mess with Mom.
Whether she be a lion, wolf, or dragon you don’t ever want to get between a mother and her children because you will not live to see morn. Besides when mom’s harping about things like not climbing, she may in fact be keeping the entire world from going to war. J/S…
7. Listen to the instincts of your pet (direwolves).
Have there ever been more useful pets than the Stark kids’ drewolves? Grey Wind helped Robb win every battle he fought, Summer lets Bran run without legs, Shaggy Dog is as wild as Rickon and every single one of them will eat the throat out of the enemies of their owners. So next time your dog thinks that dude you brought home is sketchy? LISTEN.
12. Reading about a skill does not a pro make… ahem, Samwell Tarly.
Samwell Tarly: “I can’t steal her, she’s a person, not a goat!”
Snow: “We’re headed deeper and deeper into wilding territory! What would we do with her? who’s going to deliver a baby? You?”
Samwell Tarly: “I could try? What? I’ve read about it! A bit…”
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