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Came here to say this!

I died when I read “including some of the people he accidentally lubed”.

The breakfast place near to me has the greatest lumpy jizz. I think about it a lot.

I am season 5 of Schitt’s Creek and I can’t figure out an adequate way to explain how phenomenal this show is. I think about it constantly. We even named our new puppy Stevie Rosebud. I like to think OG Stevie would take it as a compliment (even though she probably wouldn’t).

On the finale for Christian’s season of Project Runway, he actually called out to his models, “Be really skinny! Don’t eat!” I’m not saying this to drag him. Just pointing out how much things have changed for the better, even though we’ve still got a long way to go.

Yeah, I’m definitely never buying anything from Under Armour. Ever.

My entire life, my parents drilled into my brain, “On time is actually late.” I don’t know if that was a good or bad thing, but I am never, ever late.

Beets taste like dirt and sadness, and I will die on this hill.

Those cowboy sandals upset me a lot but I can’t explain why.

I don’t know why, but those purses laying in the sand cracked me up.