lisamarie

My little girl will turn 12 next month and has never not had a birthday party. The other day she told me she knows that she can’t have that this year but if we could get Chipotle and a movie, she’d be grateful. This kid has been stuck at home since last March. In other words, fuck… Read More

I got Nigel, too. Screw this quiz.

I haven’t worked in a restaurant for 20 years but this still gave me anxiety. That shit stays with you.

I binged the whole show this weekend and at a certain point (you know) had to text my husband that no, I am not watching porn.

I walked around for WEEKS singing and doing the moves for Dick in a Box. I even caught myself singing it at work once. . .thank god no students were in the room.

Every time I see the name Ross Lynch, I automatically think of Ross Matthews., and I was sooo confused that he was posting pics of his girlfriend.

I keep thinking pics of Olivia Rodrigo are older ones of Alanis Morrisette.

Bigotry and hate are not political views, and there is no way you’re a Trump supporter without being full of both.

Lenin in the streets. Dostoyevsky in the sheets!

My dad had breast cancer when I was a kid. How’d he get that if he wasn’t born with breasts?