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    15 Signs You've Been Watching Too Many Crime Shows

    Your life motto? Trust no one.

    1. You start noticing signs when you make life decisions based on what your favourite detective would do

    2. You start thinking you can solve crime in real life

    3. However it soon becomes apparent you would be a terrible law enforcer/ detective

    4. In fact, you probably wouldn't make it past the first sight of a body

    5. Watching crime shows has taught you to never trust anyone with a van

    6. You're even more aware of dark alleyways and strangers

    7. You're still a little bit blindsided when the good guy turns out to be a baddie

    8. You don't know why, but you feel really guilty when the bad guy is hot

    9. You become as obsessed about certain cases than the TV show detectives are

    10. You try to employ some of the techniques you learnt from TV in real life

    11. Strange noises are your biggest enemy

    12. You always make sure the doors are locked

    13. When you talk to your friends about crime, you sound like a crazed conspiracy theorist

    14. You start following Crime Watch on twitter in case one day you end up witnessing a crime

    15. When you finally solve the case correctly you feel like the smartest person on earth