This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 29, 201415 Signs You've Been Watching Too Many Crime ShowsYour life motto? Trust no one.by LisaCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You start noticing signs when you make life decisions based on what your favourite detective would do 2. You start thinking you can solve crime in real life Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. However it soon becomes apparent you would be a terrible law enforcer/ detective Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. In fact, you probably wouldn't make it past the first sight of a body Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Watching crime shows has taught you to never trust anyone with a van Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You're even more aware of dark alleyways and strangers Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You're still a little bit blindsided when the good guy turns out to be a baddie Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You don't know why, but you feel really guilty when the bad guy is hot Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You become as obsessed about certain cases than the TV show detectives are Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You try to employ some of the techniques you learnt from TV in real life Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Strange noises are your biggest enemy 12. You always make sure the doors are locked Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. When you talk to your friends about crime, you sound like a crazed conspiracy theorist Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You start following Crime Watch on twitter in case one day you end up witnessing a crime Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. When you finally solve the case correctly you feel like the smartest person on earth Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF