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15 Signs You've Been Watching Too Many Crime Shows

Your life motto? Trust no one.

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1. You start noticing signs when you make life decisions based on what your favourite detective would do

2. You start thinking you can solve crime in real life

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Do I make myself clear?

3. However it soon becomes apparent you would be a terrible law enforcer/ detective

4. In fact, you probably wouldn't make it past the first sight of a body

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I think I'll stick to the fake bodies on TV for now thanks.

5. Watching crime shows has taught you to never trust anyone with a van

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Sorry guy who genuinely needed help loading things into his van, I've watched too many crime shows to help.

6. You're even more aware of dark alleyways and strangers

HAHA I'm not becoming serial killer bait.

7. You're still a little bit blindsided when the good guy turns out to be a baddie

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Is nothing sacred anymore!?

8. You don't know why, but you feel really guilty when the bad guy is hot

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Damn boy why did you just have to be a psycho serial killer?!

9. You become as obsessed about certain cases than the TV show detectives are

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WHO IS THE YELLOW KING?!

10. You try to employ some of the techniques you learnt from TV in real life

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Even though you end up looking constipated instead of smart and suave.

11. Strange noises are your biggest enemy

Tough luck if you live in an apartment building with thin walls.
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Tough luck if you live in an apartment building with thin walls.

12. You always make sure the doors are locked

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You never know.

13. When you talk to your friends about crime, you sound like a crazed conspiracy theorist

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It's true I tell you, I saw it on TV!

14. You start following Crime Watch on twitter in case one day you end up witnessing a crime

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Because you now know how every little detail helps.

No? Just me?

15. When you finally solve the case correctly you feel like the smartest person on earth

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Finally all my years of extensive training has paid off.

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