1. Cat hair is the new black.
2. We have full on conversations with them.
3. You don't have any privacy ever.
4. When they're on your lap, getting up is not an option.
5. And when you want to cuddle, they ignore you.
6. But when THEY want to cuddle, you're busy.
7. Forget buying fancy cat beds.
8. Or they'll claim your bed. And hog it.
9. Things get knocked off every table ever.
10. This is why we can't have nice things.
11. TWO WORDS: ROGUE TURDS!
12. Like 95% of pics in your phone are of your cats.
13. You're at your local pet store so much, they know you.
14. Apartments that don't allow pets?
15. You have no less than 29 nicknames for your kitty.
16. A hungry cat cannot be ignored.
17. Cats tend to make you speak in a high, squeaky voice.
18. Because CUTE AGGRESSION!
19. They give us endless hours of entertainment.
20. Purring is your favorite!
21. And you try to make your cats go viral!
22. And you wish you could rescue ALL THE KITTIES!
23. And you don't understand people who hate cats.
24. So what if cats take over the world?
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