1. The Friend with Money
GOOD FOR: Funding your social life with their platinum credit card.
BUT THEN: Spending every weekend on the super-yacht can be sooo tiring. Life is so hard sometimes!
2. The Shopping Bestie
GOOD FOR: Finding bargains and giving you honest fashion advice.
BUT THEN: Things can get competitive, especially when sales are involved.
3. The Drinking Buddy
GOOD FOR: Fun, boozy times on a Saturday night.
BUT THEN: You question this friendship every Sunday morning.
4. The Friend with Benefits
GOOD FOR: Summer, when knowing someone who has access to a pool becomes essential. (What benefits did you think we were talking about?)
BUT THEN: Let’s be honest, there’s not much to complain about here.
5. The Office Gossip Queen
GOOD FOR: Getting the inside scoop on all kinds of office… “affairs.”
BUT THEN: It’s not quite as fun when you’re the subject of the gossip.
7. The Fitness Friend
GOOD FOR: Inspiring you to get in shape for pool season.
BUT THEN: No cake, no beer, no pizza, no chips, no burgers, no ice cream, no fun, no life. Food is always a better friend.
9. The Foodie Friend
GOOD FOR: Recommending restaurants in any part of town.
BUT THEN: Don’t even try to suggest a restaurant yourself. You’ll never win.
10. The Perpetually Frazzled Friend
GOOD FOR: Making you feel like you have your life together a little more.
BUT THEN: You’re literally concerned for their health!
11. The Friend That’s Always on the Phone
GOOD FOR: Responds to your texts and emails within seconds.
BUT THEN: You don’t think you’ve actually ever made eye contact with this person.
13. The Friend Who Likes You More Than a Friend
GOOD FOR: Giving compliments and gifts.
BUT THEN: The constant stalking is getting a little weird, tbh.