1. "Oh, cat. I love driving you crazy."
2. "Whatsamatter? Huh? You scared of a little turtle?"
3. "GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY FACE, KID."
4. "... That's what you get for sticking your tongue in my house!"
5. "Uh, hey bro, I know I didn't invite you to my party, but I'm still gonna borrow your grill anyway. Cool?"
6. "Oh, here dog, let me help you with your nose..."
7. "Oh, yeah, by the way, I'm no longer walking... annnnnd I'm taking your Roomba. Bye."
8. "... That's what you get for being a cat."
9. "Oh, I'm 'not allowed to swim here'? My fence-climbing skills say otherwise, bro."
10. "Sure, I'll give you a head start... ohwaitjustkiddingbyyyyye!"
11. "Stay off my lawn, dog!"
12. "... Bitch."
13. "Oh damn, it's the cops... LATERRR."
14. "You can't geeeet ussss, nah nah nah nah nah!"
15. "GET THAT CAMERA AWAY FROM ME."
16. "Oh... I'm sorry... am I making things inconvenient for you? That's too bad..."
... Don't worry, though. Turtles are actually softies and know when enough is enough.
