1. You slowly drift in and out of consciousness.
2. You take a moment to appreciate the burrito of comfort you have created for yourself.
3. Hm... something doesn't feel quite right...
4. ...OH MY GOD YOUR ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF.
5. Up up up shower shower shower like your life depended on it!
6. WHY DOES CLEANLINESS TAKE SO LONG?
7. No matter how quickly you move, it seems like time keeps slipping away.
8. Forgot to do laundry? WRINKLED CLOTHES FOR YOU TODAY.
9. Makeup?? Makeup is for people with TIME!
10. Oh, you want to attempt to eat breakfast. That's cute.
11. JUST GRAB A GRANOLA BAR AND GTFO.
12. HOW ARE YOUR APARTMENT HALLWAYS SO LONG ALL OF A SUDDEN?
13. OK, here we go, in the car...
14. ...but where did you put your damn CAR KEYS??!
15. Time to fess up and call work.
16. HERE WE GOOOO ON OUR WAAAY FINALLY.
17. Scare everyone else on the road with your running-late rage.
18. If you take public transportation, the days you are running late are always the days that everyone in the entire world DECIDED TO GET ON YOUR PARTICULAR TRAIN.
19. When you finally arrive: walk of shame.
20. Now it is caffeine time. Caffeine. Now.
21. Spend the rest of the day trying not to fall into a slouchy slumber at your desk.
"Next time this happens, I'm just calling in sick."
