1. There is never too much hustle or bustle when chasing the laser.
2. Big ol' kitten eyes can win the laser over every time.
3. When it comes to lasers, there is victory in numbers.
4. Leap, dammit, LEAP!
5. Defy the laws of physics, if it helps!
6. Sometimes it's ok to just surrender peacefully.
7. Try to crouch as best you can so the laser doesn't see you.
8. For unknown reasons, you cannot eat the laser. It just can't be done.
9. It's good to share the laser, especially if you're bored!
10. You must stop the laser at all costs, even if it means stepping on a few toes. Or bodies.
11. Sometimes the laser is a game within a game!
12. If you don't catch the laser, you go in time out.
13. It's ALL in the paws.
14. It is always easier to hunt the laser in the dark. Just don't get spooked!
15. Don't be afraid to let your inhibitions go.
16. Laser battles don't HAVE to be stressful...
17. ... BUT IF YOU DON'T POUNCE QUICKLY ENOUGH IT WILL GET AWAY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED.
18. And most importantly, just remember to shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land in the bathtub!
