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29 Rules For Having An Awesome Birthday

Even if it isn't your birthday, you should party like it is. Ranked in order of importance.

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15. Do not celebrate with imaginary/fictional friends in the confines of your apartment. If you're gonna celebrate, do it right, dammit. At least order takeout and make chitchat with the delivery guy.

8. Contrary to popular beliefs, piñatas are fun at any age. The only difference is making sure you're inebriated before you start swinging. Hilarity/danger ensues!

And the most important rule of all...

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