1.
"Nah, you go ahead, I'm gonna stay right here."
2.
"But laying down is so much BETTERRRRR."
3.
"I think I just need a moment to contemplate my life."
4.
"This totally sucks, human."
5.
"WHY ARE WE DOING THIS??"
6.
"Nope! Ya can't make me! Nah nah nana naaah!"
7.
"But chillin' is so much fun!"
8.
"Have fun dragging me!"
9.
"My God. People do this FOR FUN?"
10.
"Napping takes precedence over your follies, human."
11.
"I'm very out of shape, guys. Shutup."
12.
"NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT."
13.
"We can do this the hard way or the easy way."
14.
"Ugggh, I thought you said we were going to the park!"
15.
"Go ahead. Let 'em stare. This is a protest!"
16.
"I seem to have melted."
... For the record, cats hate it too.
* Editor's Note: make sure your pup doesn't get overheated or overtired on walks, especially during warm weather!
