Dear Frenchie: Adorable Advice From French Bulldogs

French bulldogs are finally ready to share their wisdom with you. For your health!

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Q: "Should I take time off to travel after I graduate?"

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A: I am going to say yes, but with this stipulation: you have to take your best friend with you. And I think you know who I mean. *ahem*

Q: "My friend really hurt my feelings. Should I just give them the silent treatment until they apologize?"

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A: As cute as pouting may look on you, it's probably not the most mature reaction. Talk it out with them, and save the pouty lip for your selfies.

Q: "I have a hard time getting motivated in the mornings. Any tips?"

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A: Pounce at yourself in the mirror a bunch of times while showering yourself with compliments. You'll feel like you're on top of the world!

Q: "One of my friends is trying to copy my style and clothing. It's so annoying! What should I do?"

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A: Imitation is the sincerest form of not having a personality! Buuut maybe you should cut your friend some slack and just take the compliment.

... I would advise against being in photos together.

Q: "How can I motivate myself to go after what I want?"

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A: Sometimes playing sports can tap into that competitive vibe which can help you channel a more 'go-getter' attitude.

Just make sure you're bigger than the ball. That can be awkward.

Q: "My ex is trying to get back in touch with me after THEY dumped ME. Should I see them?"

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A: Um, no. Cut out the middle man and send YOURSELF flowers instead.

Q: "I found out the person I'm still in love with just got engaged. How do I cope with this?"

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A: Pretend you're totally fine.

And eventually, after months of fake smiling and feigning confidence, you'll discover that you actually ARE fine. And then you'll smile for real!

Q: "What makes you feel luxurious?"

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A: Two words: SOFT. BLANKIE.

"I'm so tired of sitting indoors after this winter! Any ideas on fun outdoorsy activities?"

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A: I usually lose my shit just BEING outside, but I have to say that the one time I did outdoor yoga was pretty rad... kind of.

Q: "How can I make myself feel less awkward at parties?"

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A: Stand on the balcony and stare off into the distance as if you're a deep and interesting person. And if someone asks what you're thinking about just say "What?... Oh, I'm sorry. I was busy thinking about the dichotomy of life and death."

Q: "I'm having an existential crisis!! What the heck should I do to put everything in perspective?"

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A: I think humans generally turn to spirituality in these times of hardship? And If that doesn't work, you can just stare at the toilet as it flushes. That always gives me a renewed zest for life!

Q: "How can I make my weekends more productive?"

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A: I'm just gonna assume that you mistyped that and you actually meant 'How can I make my weekend more full of naps?'

Get your blankie and shut those peepers!

Q: "What is your favorite way to get in shape for swimsuit season?"

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A: Donuts.