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Dear Frenchie: Adorable Advice From French Bulldogs

French bulldogs are finally ready to share their wisdom with you. For your health!

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Q: "Should I take time off to travel after I graduate?"

A: I am going to say yes, but with this stipulation: you have to take your best friend with you. And I think you know who I mean. *ahem*
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A: I am going to say yes, but with this stipulation: you have to take your best friend with you. And I think you know who I mean. *ahem*

Q: "I feel like my new neighbor doesn't like me. How do I win them over??"

A: Only one thing to do. Go over there and *boop* 'em on the nose. All of your problems will be solved.
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A: Only one thing to do. Go over there and *boop* 'em on the nose. All of your problems will be solved.

Q: "My friend really hurt my feelings. Should I just give them the silent treatment until they apologize?"

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A: As cute as pouting may look on you, it's probably not the most mature reaction. Talk it out with them, and save the pouty lip for your selfies.

Q: "I found out my friend was talking about me behind my back. What should I do?"

A: Def sit on them.
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A: Def sit on them.

Q: "How do you look so cool all the time?"

A: I'm afraid I have my personal stylist to thank for that one. But I CANNOT stress color-coordination enough.
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A: I'm afraid I have my personal stylist to thank for that one. But I CANNOT stress color-coordination enough.

Q: "I have a hard time getting motivated in the mornings. Any tips?"

A: Pounce at yourself in the mirror a bunch of times while showering yourself with compliments. You'll feel like you're on top of the world!
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A: Pounce at yourself in the mirror a bunch of times while showering yourself with compliments. You'll feel like you're on top of the world!

Q: "One of my friends is trying to copy my style and clothing. It's so annoying! What should I do?"

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A: Imitation is the sincerest form of not having a personality! Buuut maybe you should cut your friend some slack and just take the compliment.

... I would advise against being in photos together.

Q: "What's one piece of advice you wish someone had told you when you were younger?"

A: Leashes are actually overrated.
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A: Leashes are actually overrated.

Q: "How can I motivate myself to go after what I want?"

A: Sometimes playing sports can tap into that competitive vibe which can help you channel a more 'go-getter' attitude. Just make sure you're bigger than the ball. That can be awkward.
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A: Sometimes playing sports can tap into that competitive vibe which can help you channel a more 'go-getter' attitude.

Just make sure you're bigger than the ball. That can be awkward.

Q: "My ex is trying to get back in touch with me after THEY dumped ME. Should I see them?"

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A: Um, no. Cut out the middle man and send YOURSELF flowers instead.

Q: "My kids are getting on my last nerve. How do I keep them in line when we're out and about?"

A: Um, kids are so easy. Just let them ride in the grocery cart. Duh.
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A: Um, kids are so easy. Just let them ride in the grocery cart. Duh.

Q: "I found out the person I'm still in love with just got engaged. How do I cope with this?"

A: Pretend you're totally fine. And eventually, after months of fake smiling and feigning confidence, you'll discover that you actually ARE fine. And then you'll smile for real!
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A: Pretend you're totally fine.

And eventually, after months of fake smiling and feigning confidence, you'll discover that you actually ARE fine. And then you'll smile for real!

Q: "What makes you feel luxurious?"

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A: Two words: SOFT. BLANKIE.

Q: "What kind of exercise should I get into this summer?"

A: If you're not doing water ballet, then you are doing it wrong.
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A: If you're not doing water ballet, then you are doing it wrong.

Q: "How do you keep your spirits up on a bad day?"

A: Just soak up the rays, dude. The other dogs agree with me.
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A: Just soak up the rays, dude. The other dogs agree with me.

"I'm so tired of sitting indoors after this winter! Any ideas on fun outdoorsy activities?"

A: I usually lose my shit just BEING outside, but I have to say that the one time I did outdoor yoga was pretty rad... kind of.
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A: I usually lose my shit just BEING outside, but I have to say that the one time I did outdoor yoga was pretty rad... kind of.

Q: "How can I make myself feel less awkward at parties?"

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A: Stand on the balcony and stare off into the distance as if you're a deep and interesting person. And if someone asks what you're thinking about just say "What?... Oh, I'm sorry. I was busy thinking about the dichotomy of life and death."

Q: "I'm having an existential crisis!! What the heck should I do to put everything in perspective?"

A: I think humans generally turn to spirituality in these times of hardship? And If that doesn't work, you can just stare at the toilet as it flushes. That always gives me a renewed zest for life!
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A: I think humans generally turn to spirituality in these times of hardship? And If that doesn't work, you can just stare at the toilet as it flushes. That always gives me a renewed zest for life!

Q: "What should I write my Art History thesis about?"

A: I can't in good conscience tell you what to do about that, since I'm just gonna end up eating it anyway.
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A: I can't in good conscience tell you what to do about that, since I'm just gonna end up eating it anyway.

Q: "How can I make my weekends more productive?"

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A: I'm just gonna assume that you mistyped that and you actually meant 'How can I make my weekend more full of naps?'

Get your blankie and shut those peepers!

Q: "What is your favorite way to get in shape for swimsuit season?"

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A: Donuts.

Thanks for the advice, Frenchies! Your wisdom knows no bounds.

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