1. Q: What are their morning routines like?
A: They have just as much trouble getting out of bed as you do.
2. Q: Do they take baths?
3. Q: But do they float?
A: Their buoyancy level is off the charts.
4. Q: Do they read newspapers?
5. Q: Are they into boats?
A: Are you kidding? They're VERY nautical...
... So much so, in fact, that they're basically salty sea hogs.
6. Q: Do they veg out?
7. Q: Are they socially active?
A: Absotively. They love to cuddle and hang out with friends...
8. Q: Will they pose for my photographs?
9. Q: Do they eat gourmet cuisine?
10. Q: Are they curious?
... but they always know when to ask for help.
11. Q: Should I invite them to my parties?
12. Q: Are they easy to spot?
13. Q: Do they give piggyback rides?
14. Q: OK, but will they come to my costume party?
15. Q: Are they aware of just how damn cute they are?
A: Trust me. They are 100% aware.