1. This lip plumper that is definitely sold in the *naughty* section of the store.
2. This personal anal bleacher that will literally set your asshole on fire.
3. This "Nose Huggie" that totally makes your nose look more narrow and cute, just in time for summer.
4. This heated eyelash curler that was definitely once a medieval torture device.
5. This hair remover that scares your hair out of its cuticle.
6. This automatic curling machine that preys on hair.
7. This menstrual cup or chalice for your cha cha.
8. This nose and ear hair trimmer "with micro vacuum."
9. This anti-aging phototherapy mask that also helps you defend the Galactic Empire.
10. This skin-extraction tool that literally will extract your skin.
11. This facial needle roller...that...rolls needles onto your face.
12. This belt sander for your nails.
Or you could try the more economic solution:
13. This face slimmer, perfect for every #lazygirl.
14. This edible perfume candy because deodorant is like, so hard to apply, you guys.
15. These "tweezers" that you should absolutely use in public, particularly in front of large crowds and the person you're crushing on.
Going ~au naturale~ is looking like a much better option.
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