15 Gifts To Get Dad On June 15th That Don't Totally Suck

Father’s day is the only day of the year where we actually encourage someone to do the things we nag them NOT to do all year long (i.e. "don't worry dad, you stay on the couch all day and I'll go get you that beer"). Take that beautiful oddity a step further by physically rewarding dad for his vices. This father’s day, help your dad show his friends that his kids don't suck by giving him a special award that he can proudly display on his desk all year long.

1. The Scotch Golfer Trophy

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Golf in Scotland doesn't end when the final putt drops. the royal and ancient tradition concludes with a warming glass of whisky at the 19th hole. If your dad likes golf and scotch, he's gonna love this.

2. The Beer King Trophy

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Your mom may not be thrilled about you encouraging dad's excessive beer drinking, but it's not mother's day, is it? That's what we thought.

3. BBQ Ribs Trophy

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Cookin' up some good ribs is truly an art. If your dad is one of those real men who has mastered that art, it's about damn time you start showing him some appreciation. This is an award fit for a true BBQ King.

4. Pilsner Poker Trophy

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Talk about an epic addition to any man-cave. The royal flush of father's day gifts.

5. Golden Toilet Trophy

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Okay, so maybe this is the royal flush of father's day gifts...

6. Guinness Beer Trophy

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Get this for your stout loving dad and suggest he place it directly next to his computer at work. Every time his is stressed, tell him to look this frothy beauty in the eye and his blood pressure will instantly go down. Basically, you're saving your dads life when you buy him this award.

7. Bacon Trophy

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Does one really need to explain why a bacon trophy is the most awesome gift ever?

8. The Deer Hunting Trophy

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If your dad is a hunter... don't mess with him. But seriously, get on his good side with this bad boy. He has a gun and he knows how to use it.

9. Golden Glove Trophy

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In this day and age, having a dad that takes you outside to play ball is a rare gift. If you are lucky enough to have one of those dads, he definitely deserves an award. Get this for dad on father's day then put your iPhone in that glove and go outside to play some ball, for old times sake.

10. The Big Cheese Trophy

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Tell your dad he is the head honcho, the main man, the top dog, the big cheese, with this punny trophy. Legen....(wait for it)...DAIRY.

11. Heisman Football Trophy

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Is your dad the Heisman of dad's? If you think you can answer yes to that question, that's a pretty BFD. You better do something about it. Tell dad just how clutch you think he is with this bad boy,

12. Martini Trophy

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For the 007 of Dad's; shaken, not stirred.

13. The Deadhead Hall of Fame Award

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If your dad is a Deadhead, this award needs no explanation and you know that this is pretty much the greatest thing you could ever get him. If you don't even know what a Deadhead is, then your dad is not one and just keep scrolling...

14. Sailfish Fishing Trophy

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Your dad may not be the best fisherman, but that isn't for lack of effort. There's nothing wrong with trolling along the waters drinking booze and waiting for a bite, let dad know you approve and think he's the best, even if he isn't bringing anything home for dinner.

15. The Hairy Chest Trophy

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For shits and giggles.