2. Take the Sonics, whatever. But PLEASE bring back the short shorts.
3. I mean, HELLO MUSCLE DEFINITION.
4. Modesty is fine but…
5. Just hike ‘em up. C’mon.
6. Even better. THANKS.
7. I mean, short shorts literally look GREAT on any body type.
8. Great. They look. Really. Great.
9. I MEAN, KURT RAMBIS LOOKS LITERALLY PERFECT LIKE THIS.
10. Check out Dell Curry. What if he convinced Steph to chop an inch or seven off his shorts?
11. And don’t the players get a better range of motion anyway?
12. MORE MOVEMENT = MORE DUNKS.
13. DUNKS. HUNKS. GOT IT? OKAY.
14. Can you imagine if Denver still played in these uniforms? I CAN.
15. AND I’M BEGGING YOU, DENVER. BRING ‘EM BACK.
16. We’re thankful the Lakers did bring them back for a game.
17. It gives us hope hope that the NBA will remedy this tragedy ASAP.
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