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Definitive Proof That Brian Wilson Is A Member Of The Illuminati

He's just waiting for that third Tommy John surgery.

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Before we begin, let's just make it clear that this is the Brian Wilson in question. Not the musician, not the Brian Wilson you knew in junior high, but the Dodgers' pitcher.

You remember that, right? It was only eight years ago...

The reddish-brown beard came by 2007. We maybe should have known the importance Wilson places on facial hair by the meticulous manicuring of this incarnation.

The ritual dying of the beard began in 2010, as the Giants worked their way toward their first World Series victory since moving to San Francisco. Hmm.. coincidence?

When he joined the Dodgers, who happen to be his former team's rivals, it seemed like he was really serious about letting them know where his true allegiances lie. Probably important to establish, as his reputation as The Most Infamous Traitor Of The Modern NL West was already known..

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