For the next month, friends and acquaintances will suddenly reveal themselves as the world's biggest soccer/football/futbal fan, baffling you with their rooting interests for countries you're pretty sure they've never even visited.
Sports Twitter is impervious to the mute function, but we're here to help you get as close to a soccer-free timeline as possible. I mean, how could you possibly know to mute this?
Here's a list of are common Soccer Twitter keywords, in order of popularity.
And some bonus exclamations. Vary the number of vowels for best results.