1. When you ask for extra cheese and they take it a little too literally: instagram.com 2. When it's so burnt AND dismembered that you know it can't be saved: instagram.com 3. When they decide to save space by putting the sauce directly ON the cheese: instagram.com The horror. 4. When they get the toppings right, but something else looks off: Twitter: @strongbyname 5. Or worse, when they literally forget every single topping: instagram.com 6. When a once-perfect pizza is now a sloppy mess: instagram.com 7. When you wish you could ask your pizza if the driver used Google Maps or Waze: instagram.com I think we know the answer. 8. When the person making your pizza is organized AF: instagram.com "I'd like my toppings separated, please." 9. When you actually start to respect the delivery guy for fucking up so badly: Twitter: @BackInLowell 10. When you realize that if a pizza could get drunk, this would be that pizza: Twitter: @rachitect "I'm hammered." —Pizza, probably 11. When you start to wonder who, what, where, when, why, and most importantly — HOW?! Twitter: @search 12. When you want to take a picture and frame it on your wall: instagram.com A true work of art. 13. When you call the store manager and don't even have the words: instagram.com "It's...messy." 14. When you're trying to impress your friends and they open the boxes in horror: Twitter: @SCRDinDC YOU HAD THREE TRIES. 15. When you start to blame yourself: Twitter: @search "I mean, maybe I ordered too many toppings." 16. "Where did I go wrong?!": Twitter: @TheAJHeil Well, the crust, for starters. 17. When your broken-up pizza resembles a Thanksgiving turkey: instagram.com 18. When you're trying to figure out how something like this could even happen: instagram.com 19. And finally, when the pizza is so royally fucked but somehow, someway, you still manage to eat the whole damn thing: Twitter: @NYC_stateofmind BECAUSE IT'S PIZZA.