The Rock Took BuzzFeed's "Which Disney Princess Are You?" Quiz And Our Lives Were Forever Changed

Dwayne Johnson taking a BuzzFeed quiz = SO MUCH YES.

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In celebration of their new movie Moana, we had The Rock, Auli’i Cravalho, and Lin-Manuel Miranda take BuzzFeed's "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz...because don't we ALL wanna know which Disney Princess Dwayne Johnson is IRL?!

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(Yes...yes, we do.)

Let's begin!

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The Rock: I look for...humor!

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Auli’i Cravalho: I like adventure and I'm also very happy and I don't like to plan — so you need to be adventurous if you wanna hang with me.

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Lin-Manuel Miranda: I'm going to go with kindness — everything else fades.

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The Rock: I don't have enemies!

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Auli’i: I'm gonna say...my passions.

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Lin-Manuel: My industriousness. You can call me a lot of things, but lazy isn't one of them.

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The Rock: The adventure continues...

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Auli’i: I am going to press "the adventure continues"...

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Lin-Manuel: I mean, I've seen Into the Woods; there's no such thing as happily ever after — life just keeps going. There's no act two, there's no act three, you just keep evolving. Oh! There's one for that — "the adventure continues." I'll click that!

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The Rock: Wow! I got...Jasmine.

"Daring and adventurous, you are considered the daredevil of your group. You enjoy having fun, taking risks, and living life to its fullest." You also are incredibly handsome and you smell good. Nice! Here's the thing — I was looking at these princesses and I thought, You know what? I gotta pick Jasmine at the top of this thing. But then I thought that it was too cheesy because I'd be a doting dad because my daughter's name is Jasmine, so I'm not gonna do it. And then, as such the universe works, I wind up being Jasmine, so I'm very happy about that.

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Lin-Manuel: I got Ariel! I knew I was going to get Ariel! "You are a dreamer who is always thinking of the next big step in your life. Some may think you have set your sights too high, but your friends know you are capable of anything."

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Auli’i: I got Ariel! Girrrrl, under the sea, let's go!

Catch Disney's Moana in theaters nationwide on Nov. 23!