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    The Cast Of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Plays "Never Have I Ever"

    Never have I ever been handcuffed ~off set ~.

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    What do you get when you stick six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's hilarious cast members in a room and ask them to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets? A DAMN good time. We sat down with Stephanie Beatriz, Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti, Dirk Blocker, and Joel McKinnon Miller to play a little game we like to call "Never Have I Ever." As expected, there were many wonderful revelations.

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    Ready? Let's go!

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    Never have I ever talked my way out of a speeding ticket.

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    Joe: No way

    Dirk: Guilty

    Joel: Guilty

    Melissa: No way

    Chelsea: No way

    Stephanie: No way

    Dirk: I have! This is when I was much younger. He asked me to get out and stand on one leg because he assumed something that wasn't true. I told him I couldn't do that because of a football injury, and I never played football.

    Joe: And he bought it?

    Dirk: He bought it.

    Never have I ever been handcuffed.

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    Joe: No way

    Dirk: No way

    Joel: No way

    Melissa: No way

    Chelsea: No way

    Stephanie: Guilty

    Melissa: By a police officer? No, I'm just kidding.

    Chelsea: MEEELLISSSAAAA!!!

    Never have I ever executed a prank that didn't end well.

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    Joe: No way

    Dirk: No way

    Joel: Guilty

    Melissa: No way

    Chelsea: No way

    Stephanie: No way

    Joel: Oh! I guess I'm guilty.

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    Joel: In college, we had these girls that lived next door to us and we'd play pranks on them.

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    Joel: We would hang smelt outside their door.

    Melissa: What's smelt?

    Chelsea: It's fish!

    Joel: It's like a big sardine. So they got back at us by sending us this beautiful pan of brownies. But then my other roommate ate a whole row and he was in the bathroom for ten days because they had filled the brownies with Ex-Lax.

    Joe: You guys asked for it!

    Joel: Yeah, that was their retribution.

    Never have I ever illegally parked in a handicap spot.

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    Joe: No way

    Dirk: No way

    Joel: No way

    Melissa: No way

    Chelsea: No way

    Stephanie: No way

    Stephanie: Garbage! That's for garbage people.

    Melissa: That's for garbage people!

    Joe: People that would put Ex-Lax in brownies would do that.

    Joel: That's right!

    Never have I ever dined and dashed.

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    Joe: No way

    Dirk: No way

    Joel: No way

    Melissa: No way

    Chelsea: No way

    Stephanie: No way

    Chelsea: What do you think this is? We're good people!

    Never have I ever trespassed onto private property.

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    Joe: Guilty

    Dirk: Guilty

    Joel: Guilty

    Melissa: Guilty

    Chelsea: Guilty

    Stephanie: Guilty

    Joe: Yeah, I feel like I have.

    Dirk: I have. No doubt, no question. Proudly!

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    Chelsea: Now we're just trying to be cool. Like, "Yeah, definitely did that."

    Never have I ever ding-dong ditched someone.

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    Joe: Guilty

    Dirk: Guilty

    Joel: Guilty

    Melissa: Guilty

    Chelsea: Can't remember

    Stephanie: Guilty

    Melissa: I feel like I probably did that as a kid.

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    Chelsea: I don't remember — I blotted out my childhood.

    Never have I ever googled myself.

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    Joe: Guilty

    Dirk: Guilty

    Joel: Guilty

    Melissa: Guilty

    Chelsea: Guilty

    Stephanie: No way

    Chelsea: Never? You've never googled yourself?

    Stephanie: Well, I did it once and that was enough for me.

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    Joe: You haven't done it since?

    Stephanie: Fuck no.

    Never have I ever been mistaken for a doppelgänger.

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    Joe: Guilty

    Dirk: No way

    Joel: No way

    Melissa: Guilty

    Chelsea: Guilty

    Stephanie: No way

    Joe: Yeah! Jon Daly.

    Chelsea: Jon Daly has piercing blue eyes.

    Joe: Well, these people were blind.

    Melissa: Oh! Actually I did show up to a photoshoot once and there was a picture of another actress with my name under it.

    Chelsea: Oops!

    Never have I ever stalked someone on Instagram and accidentally double-tapped their picture.

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    Joe: Guilty

    Dirk: No way

    Joel: No way

    Melissa: No way

    Chelsea: Guilty

    Stephanie: Guilty

    Dirk: What's Instagram?

    Joel: I don't know. That's why I said, "No way."

    Never have I ever had a drink thrown in my face.

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    Joe: No way

    Dirk: No way

    Joel: No way

    Melissa: No way

    Chelsea: Guilty

    Stephanie: Guilty

    Chelsea: OH!

    GUILTY.

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