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The Cast Of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Plays "Never Have I Ever"

Never have I ever been handcuffed ~off set ~.

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What do you get when you stick six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's hilarious cast members in a room and ask them to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets? A DAMN good time. We sat down with Stephanie Beatriz, Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti, Dirk Blocker, and Joel McKinnon Miller to play a little game we like to call "Never Have I Ever." As expected, there were many wonderful revelations.

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Never have I ever talked my way out of a speeding ticket.

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Joe: No way

Dirk: Guilty

Joel: Guilty

Melissa: No way

Chelsea: No way

Stephanie: No way

Dirk: I have! This is when I was much younger. He asked me to get out and stand on one leg because he assumed something that wasn't true. I told him I couldn't do that because of a football injury, and I never played football.

Joe: And he bought it?

Dirk: He bought it.

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Joel: We would hang smelt outside their door.

Melissa: What's smelt?

Chelsea: It's fish!

Joel: It's like a big sardine. So they got back at us by sending us this beautiful pan of brownies. But then my other roommate ate a whole row and he was in the bathroom for ten days because they had filled the brownies with Ex-Lax.

Joe: You guys asked for it!

Joel: Yeah, that was their retribution.

Never have I ever illegally parked in a handicap spot.

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Joe: No way

Dirk: No way

Joel: No way

Melissa: No way

Chelsea: No way

Stephanie: No way

Stephanie: Garbage! That's for garbage people.

Melissa: That's for garbage people!

Joe: People that would put Ex-Lax in brownies would do that.

Joel: That's right!

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Never have I ever trespassed onto private property.

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Joe: Guilty

Dirk: Guilty

Joel: Guilty

Melissa: Guilty

Chelsea: Guilty

Stephanie: Guilty

Joe: Yeah, I feel like I have.

Dirk: I have. No doubt, no question. Proudly!

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Never have I ever googled myself.

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Joe: Guilty

Dirk: Guilty

Joel: Guilty

Melissa: Guilty

Chelsea: Guilty

Stephanie: No way

Chelsea: Never? You've never googled yourself?

Stephanie: Well, I did it once and that was enough for me.

Never have I ever been mistaken for a doppelgänger.

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Joe: Guilty

Dirk: No way

Joel: No way

Melissa: Guilty

Chelsea: Guilty

Stephanie: No way

Joe: Yeah! Jon Daly.

Chelsea: Jon Daly has piercing blue eyes.

Joe: Well, these people were blind.

Melissa: Oh! Actually I did show up to a photoshoot once and there was a picture of another actress with my name under it.

Chelsea: Oops!

Never have I ever stalked someone on Instagram and accidentally double-tapped their picture.

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Joe: Guilty

Dirk: No way

Joel: No way

Melissa: No way

Chelsea: Guilty

Stephanie: Guilty

Dirk: What's Instagram?

Joel: I don't know. That's why I said, "No way."

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