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Kanye West Says That Kris Humphries Was The Reason He Finally Got A Phone

Wait, what?

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During a recent episode of Kocktails With Khloé, Kanye revealed that Kris was the only reason he finally decided to get a cell phone.

Kanye told the group, which included Kim, Khloé, and their pals Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, "I got a phone because somebody decided they wanted to marry Kris Humphries."

I wasn't up to anything, and I looked on the internet, and there was Kim Kardashian with some extremely tall person, and I was like, I need to call her or something.

I started sending her pictures of certain basketball players that used to be cool, and now they wear their pants all the way up to [their chest]. Like, this is your future!

Lucky for Kanye, his plan worked. Kim and Kris ended their marriage after 72 days, with scary visuals of high-waisted pants probably to blame.