1. Being told you're not allowed to date until you are 30
2. And when you did bring a ~romantic interest~ over they were questioned like they were on an episode of Law and Order
3. If you said you wanted to go somewhere, they would ask you more questions about it than the FBI
4. And most of the time they would text your friend's parents to make sure you weren’t lying
5. If you didn’t respond to a text within 30 minutes, a search party was sent out to find you
6. You're pretty sure they would have wrapped you in bubble wrap if they could find enough
