Melissa McCarthy for Kia!?!?!
Humpty Dumpty for Turbo Tax?!?!
Amazon Prime Air delivering chips?!?!
Ghost of Spuds McKenzie?!?!
Live halftime commercial with Adam Driver!!?!
50 Shades of T-Mobile?!?!
Response to Tell Us Your Worst Valentine’s Day Horror Story:
We’d been together about six months and I heard this sexy bath recipe on the radio. I spent weeks gathering all the ingredients (pre-internet). I sat him in the tub and started the water and poured in the mixture of milk, chocolate flavoring, etc. As it bubbled away, he started to get uncomfortable and asked if it was supposed to tingle and burn his private bits? That’s when we realized no amount of cinnamon oil is good in a bath!
That’s what we were supposed to do right? Share stories about being passive aggressive?
Upstairs neighbor had a party and her guests smoked on her deck, dropping cigarette butts all over our yard. I picked them all up and left them in a cup on her deck. She screamed at me how passive-aggressive that was!
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Lovesick! Dylan is diagnosed with chlamydia and must contact all of his previous sexual partners to inform them that he has the disease. Cute British sitcom!