1. They can’t sit up straight.
2. Liquids put them to sleep.
3. They’ll sell anything for cash.
4. They throw a fit if they don't get their juice.
5. They smile at inappropriate times.
6. They should NEVER be behind the wheel.
7. They make anywhere their home, ugh.
8. You can’t take them to a nice restaurant without them making a scene.
9. They have that look.
10. They don't have all their teeth.
11. It's always their family's fault.
12. Everything is a production.
13. They're rude.
14. But they're kind of cute.
15. Beer belly.
16. They'll take anyone to bed.
17. And most of the time, they are a success story.
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