back to top
LGBT

There's A Lesbian Haunted House In Toronto And It's Straight Out Of Your Dreams

OR NIGHTMARES!

Posted on

Are you ready to partake in some true horror?

Allyson Mitchell

This lesbian haunted house is called Kill Joy's Kastle, and it is fantastic.

Rug-hooked, crocheted, and paper maché'd constructions are womb-like wonders for visitations of the undead lesbian community, who are hell-bent on remaining nightmarishly non-assimilated. Casting the spells of freaky feminist skill sharing and paranormal consciousness raising together with ghouls, bio-engineered monsters, indoctrinators, and avengers, this hell house is designed to pervert, not convert.

In the haunted house, there's something called the "Emasculator."

Allyson Mitchell
Advertisement

Helpful signs to alert you of severed penises and tsunamis.

Allyson Mitchell

These scary things:

Allyson Mitchell
Advertisement

"Deep Lez," which appears to be crocheted:

Allyson Mitchell

And a shop where you can buy lesbian knowledge.

Allyson Mitchell
Advertisement

H/T Tanacetum Vulgare via Prudeghost