1. When it’s impossible to leave the house without your dog sneakily trying to come
2. But frankly, taking him out in public can be embarrassing
3. Like, really embarrassing
4. And you just want to be like… “Who’s dog is that??”
5. Sometimes you feel like he’s just trying to spite you
6. Because even when you try to be affectionate he’s not having it
7. Even starting a game of fetch is vaguely humiliating
8. And he somehow manages to get stuck in the weirdest places
9. Like, he’s the human equivalent of your drunk friend
10. And you can’t help but wonder…are dogs supposed to act like this?
11. You can’t even watch TV because EVERYTHING makes your dog bark
Bye bye Animal Planet
13. And your neighbors give you this look because your dog barked all night
14. When he thinks everything you own is fair game
I hope you weren’t using that computer. Or pile of papers. Or anything else you left on the floor/bed/couch/counters
15. And everyone else’s dogs pics look like this:
and yours looks like this:
16. You’re always trying to defend his behavior
“Oh…what? No, he’s just…too tired to walk…?”
17. Eventually our friends stop wanting to come over because of him
18. Sometimes he even makes you uncomfortable
19. You can try to avoid him but there’s no escape
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
20. But even though you pretend to be annoyed
21. You can’t help but love your mess of a dog
BRB gotta go clean up some dog vomit
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