1. Because she is the babiest babe to ever exist
2. She knows how to ride a walrus like a pro
3. And can even outshine Tswift
4. She is not afraid to wear a queen crown in public.
5. Because, duh.
6. She loves America
7. And she knows the importance of iced tea.
8. She has a pretty cool family
9. And has been the ultimate accessorizer since the begninning of time.
10. She is a total badass at work.
11. She understands the importance of Dairy Queen.
12. And invented the most important drink of our generation.