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18 Signs You're A Basic Utahn

At least we have fry sauce.

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1. You really love those vanilla steamers and other coffee-free drinks at Starbucks.

"Can I get a strawberries and cream frappuccino with no coffee? That doesn't have coffee in it right?"
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"Can I get a strawberries and cream frappuccino with no coffee? That doesn't have coffee in it right?"

2. Taking the Trax makes you feel like, so urban.

"Where do we get off at again?"
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"Where do we get off at again?"

3. You have at least five Mormon churches within a two mile radius of you at all times.

"No Kyle, I wanted to meet at the other church."
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"No Kyle, I wanted to meet at the other church."

4. You look down on those who don't know what fry sauce is.

"Get out of here with your mediocre condiments."
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"Get out of here with your mediocre condiments."

5. You've had some bad experiences at Classic Skating.

"What is this about it being called 'Classic Fun Center?' It will always be Classic Skating in my heart-- the place I got my first kiss and then immediately dumped."
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"What is this about it being called 'Classic Fun Center?' It will always be Classic Skating in my heart-- the place I got my first kiss and then immediately dumped."

6. The guys at Cafe Rio know you and your family personally.

"Hey Raul!"

7. The Gateway is like, the only place you like to shop.

"Should we take the Trax there?"
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"Should we take the Trax there?"

8. By 22 years old all your friends were married.

"Don't worry, there's time for you. Let's go get a pork salad."
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"Don't worry, there's time for you. Let's go get a pork salad."

9. You feel personally connected to Jimmer Fredette.

"Yeah I follow his sister on Instagram."
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"Yeah I follow his sister on Instagram."

10. You and everyone you know has a lady who does hair.

"My cousin is amazing with ombre looks."
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"My cousin is amazing with ombre looks."

11. You've never been lost in Utah.

"Just take a left on Redwood."
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"Just take a left on Redwood."

12. You have an unusual love for Costco, and you know the times to avoid the herds of children.

"All the mothers and children should be out by 4:00 p.m."
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"All the mothers and children should be out by 4:00 p.m."

13. You've come to accept that everything is closed on Sunday.

"We'll always have Netflix."
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"We'll always have Netflix."

14. Three out of your five friends are freelance photographers.

"Photography is just my passion guys."
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"Photography is just my passion guys."

15. There's always someone, somewhere with a cabin.

"We can for sure use my uncle Carl's cabin next weekend."
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"We can for sure use my uncle Carl's cabin next weekend."

16. You'd kill for a dirty diet Coke.

"OMG have you been to Swig?"
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"OMG have you been to Swig?"

17. You like to make West Valley jokes.

"Everyone get your money belts on. We're approaching WV."
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"Everyone get your money belts on. We're approaching WV."

18. You always talk about leaving, but you secretly love Utah and all its quirks.

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