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10 Ways To Tell That Your Mother Loves Money More Than She Loves You!

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1. She refers to the day you were born as “the day she lost the lottery.”

2. She knows the exact amount in her bank account but doesn’t know how old you are.

3. She’s saved tons of money but still hasn’t saved your number in her phone.

4. Your only baby picture is a copy of the hospital bill.

5. Her only friend is JP Morgan.

6. She only hugs you when she wants to pick your pocket.

7. She claims your father is a Nigerian prince who needs your bank account information.

8. She named you “Cash.”

9. She gets your birthday gifts from the 98 Cent Store.

10. She took you to the circus… to try and sell you.