Your drink order says everything about you.
It's bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
No matter where you live, it's time to get outta town.
Sometimes you tear vagina to asshole, sometimes you don't.
They have a hot sauce bouquet y'all.
If added sugar is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
It's the little things in life!
It's harder than you think.
You can only be one.
Surprisingly doable advice from personal trainers, athletes, certified strength coaches, and people who have successfully gotten in shape and met their fitness goals.
Looks like a jellyfish, works like birth control.
"Sometimes your charm reaches Patrick Bateman levels of superficiality and it scares me."
6", 12", or 5'6"?
Not everyone has what it takes to cook with the pros.
Now this is baby mama drama.
Do you really know what currency looks like around the world?
For richer or...richer.
Where will your fairytale moment happen?
Capturing a supermodel aesthetic isn't easy.
Because hot names are cool AF.
Make 'em in your dorm room, at work, or when you're just feeling lazy.
DAMN. Just... DAMN.
Listen to your stomach.
"I wanted to show others who are tube-fed that they can still feel beautiful and put makeup on as well as anyone else."
From making ice cream to baking a cake to cooking eggs.
You can tell a lot about a person based on their bowls.
Straight from the mouths of people who know penises best.
Gee willikers! That's a lot of money!
Store bought is fine.
You'll look super.
*sob* thank you, bonus fry *sob*
Always trust your belly buzzer / spidey sense / bullshit meter.
This stuff goes way beyond pasta.
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