"Phantom pain doesn't have one narrative."
All the things you tended to regift...or were clearly regifted to you.
Pray for my GPA.
If traveling were free, you'd never see them again.
Did we just become best friends?!
For the friend who blames everything on Mercury Retrograde.
Deals at Aeropostale, Lord & Taylor, Hot Topic, and more!
Make the holidays even more magical.
Baby Junie is the light we all need.
Yes please to anything that makes a smooth bikini line easier!
"Siri, bring me a delicious cheesecake and tell my food journal to log it as a veggie burger."
Who's about to have the coolest desk ever? Y-O-U.
Your routine vs. everybody else's.
Coffee makes you a better parent.
Give your monolids some lovin'.
"Was your pregnancy unplanned?"
Mariah voice: "All I want for Christmas is (to prank) you."
Elegant ideas for any budget.
These are the only mattes that matter.
Houston, we want them all.
Even the blackest of hearts will have feelings about this.
Drake on a reindeer. That is all.
Hot dog spaghetti? Weirdly yes. Ombre Mason Jars? Not as much.
Oil, coffee, wine, and grass are no match for these solutions.
"Joking about OCD and hypochondria is all fun and games until I convince myself I have skin cancer for the 23rd time this week."
The snuggle is real.
You're gonna find more than one dress that feels like "the one," sorry!
We show stoppin'. We show, show stoppin'.
Work it, dad.
An emergency hangry kit, a Triwizard cup, and a really insane toilet paper holder: How far can *you* get without buying something?
*does mannequin challenge to avoid talking to people*
Put the food pyramid to the test.
Someone has to teach them to curse... that someone is you.
Bad to the bone is an understatement.
It's time to get personal!
How obsessed with McDonald's are you actually?
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